A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do people say? words.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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