What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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The horse's name was Friday

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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