Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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