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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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