- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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