A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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go go gadget

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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