What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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the WNBA

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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