- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

An Irishman stays home

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Women's Rights

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

i hate you.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Icecream

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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