Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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drugs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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fart

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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