- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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