Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Your life That's the joke

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Obamacare!

Baseball

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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