What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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anus soup

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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a banana

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Justin Bieber

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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