GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why....... Because.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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knock knock you may come in

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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your life

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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DANA

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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