- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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