- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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