- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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