Suck pussy

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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. . I am a whale

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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