How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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