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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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