a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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