- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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