- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A dancer walks into a barre

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Brain fart

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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