- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what looks like a banana? a penis

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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