What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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