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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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