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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's better than a stick? A stone

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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