- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

No your aunties a joke

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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