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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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