The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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