Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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