- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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