Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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