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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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