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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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