- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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