A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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