A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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