Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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