- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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