Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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