What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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