why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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