- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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