What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Small breasts.

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Noah is Smart.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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