Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

kennah campion... being nice

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

French people.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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