What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What is Jason? Black.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

your fat

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Guess what? SHADAP

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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