A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A homeless person dies.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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