Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

your all shit at jokes

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

arse

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Womens Sports

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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