Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Lockerbie bombing

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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