- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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