Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

DERP

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

I like jokes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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