Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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William Raines.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Five guys one rape.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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