Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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