- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot, you laughed

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Ruller

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Nickelback

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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