- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Black people are innocent.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Potato salad

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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