Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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